M and me get home. We get into the elevator and there is the lady half of the couple from two doors down. At first I just think it's strange that she's coming in at 2am by herself considering she's getting married in a few weeks.. then I see the grass skirt around her neck.

"It's that time of day is it?" I say. Then her entourage rounds the corner. We just caught the tail end of a bachelorette party.

Apparently she checked off everything on "the card" excluding wearing a bra on the outside of her shirt. Most noteably, she got not one, but TWO condoms off random men at the bar. One was pink.

Oi vey.