Akwardness

My roommate is spouting off about things to do to the guy upstairs to get him to cease his stomping. We're standing in front of the elevator. The elevator opens, my roommate says:

"I'll make a tonne of noise, then I'll answer the door and say 'Hey, I don't know what you're talking about, I was sleeping'."

Sure enough, the guy upstairs was in the elevator with his pet elephant.

"Clint AHEM" I mutter under my breath.

"Yeah, maybe I'll answer the door naked." my roommate continues.

I jab the roomie in the back with my fingers and the air of akwardness increases signifigantly as he realizes that the guy is right beside him.