New Neighbor.

The asshat upstairs on floor seven usually plays his stereo pretty loud. I've asked him to move the subwoofer off the floor, to no avail. Now he's got a girlfriend. His girlfriend stomps around like she's a limping elephant. I've told him if the noise nuisance continues I will be phoning the cops.

The thing you have to realize about this appartment is that you only hear noise from upstairs or downstairs, there are thick cinderblock walls in between each of the apartments that don't transfer noise.

My ceiling has started to crack from the amount of stomping coming from upstairs. I go to talk to the guy about this, he answers the door fully clothed in a black turtleneck and tells me:

"It's not us, maybe it's the people next door, they stomp around a lot, we were sleeping."

Sleep a little quieter jerk face.